Shut the fuck up and go to bed : 306

I was awakened from my slumber at 3:37AM, sounds of laughter, screeching sneakers, pounding high heels and slamming doors permeated the hall as my neighbor and some guests made it back from a birthday party. From the amount of foot traffic and continued door slamming that followed, people seemingly could not decide whether they wanted to be in the apartment or out in the hallway, and at one point, I could have sworn they wanted everyone on this floor up and ready for an after party. Right now, my left eye is bothering me and maybe that has nothing to do with me being up from 3:37AM until almost 4:20AM with the threat of wall vibrating door slamming, but I’m going to blame my neighbor anyway. I was not pleased and I’m safely going to assume that no one else on this floor was thrilled either.